About Me

Greetings, Internet!

Welcome to my blog,  Please Kill the Messenger. Prepare to have your low expectations severely underwhelmed.

PKtM is a blog that I started way back in late May of 2013, and have been maintaining semi-regularly ever since.

Who am I, you ask? Well, since I’m downright terrified of people knowing who I am, I’m not going to tell you that. However, my “alias”, for lack of a better term, is Kenny Rollins. If you can guess what two characters (Real or otherwise) that name is based off of, then you get five PKtM points, which I’m hoping eventually catches on as an alternative to bitcoins.

I am eighteen years old and am a high school student in the burgeoning metropolis of Edmonton, Alberta, Canada,  the famed birthplace of Nathan Fillion, Michael J. Fox, Tommy Chong and probably a whole bunch of other extremely famous people that I’m way too lazy to look up right now. My interests include writing, watching movies, reading, surfing the internet, contributing absolutely nothing to society in any way, shape or form.

Common features of PKtM include movie reviews (Whenever I have the money), rants (Mainly on movies or other pop culture, filler, profanity, pop-culture “Deathmatches” (Whenever I rationalize that ripping off ScrewAttack is the best use of my time) and a bizarre mix of arrogance and constant self-deprecation. Also, captions.

I fricking love captions.

As usual, liking and following is highly encouraged and greatly appreciated, as well as commenting (Although I claim dictatorial control over what stays in the comments section, so, y’know, play nice, people). If you feel the need to contact me, my email is pleasekillthemessenger@gmail.com and my Twitter handle is @KRollinsPKTM (Again, followers are appreciated).

With that out of the way, I’m gonna go ahead and shut up now. Enjoy the blog!!!





9 comments on “About Me

  1. […] – Morgan [rosemills] – Matt [mattandhiscats] – Lia [bookland] – Erika [erika in bookventureland] – [thebibliotheque] – Mara [acrossthebooks] – [pleasekillthemessenger] […]

  2. Aneta says:

    I’m going to take a wild guess and say Kenny from South Park, and Henry Rollins? a man of many talents.
    I’ve nominated you for an award ‘One Lovely Blog’ award…which sounds very girly, but it’s essentially a bunch of random facts about you.
    – Aneta

    • killkenny16 says:

      I was kind of hoping my alias would be harder to deduce. No matter! In lieu of the promised five PKtM points, please accept this shrugging emoji:


      Thanks a lot for the nomination! I’m working my way through a backlog of stuff right now, but I’ll get to doing that soon enough!

      Thanks again!

      • Aneta says:

        I just watch way too much South Park that’s all so I took a guess 🙂
        I will gladly accept the shrugging emoji and can’t wait to read your future posts..you’re quite entertaining
        – Aneta

  3. […] Lovely Blog Award to share with everyone. We were tagged by three awesome bloggers for this award: Killkenny @ Please Kill The Messenger, Giovanna @ bookcomablog and The Family @ Teens and Tweens Book Club. If you’ve never heard […]

  4. transhaan says:

    You are nominated ! 😀 WE’D LOVE TO SEE YOUR ANSWERS TO THESE 8D https://bookidote.wordpress.com/2016/03/10/sunshine-blogger-award-3-and-4/

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