Welcome to my blog, Please Kill the Messenger. Prepare to have your low expectations severely underwhelmed.
PKtM is a blog that I started way back in late May of 2013, and have been maintaining semi-regularly ever since.
Who am I, you ask? Well, since I’m downright terrified of people knowing who I am, I’m not going to tell you that. However, my “alias”, for lack of a better term, is Kenny Rollins. If you can guess what two characters (Real or otherwise) that name is based off of, then you get five PKtM points, which I’m hoping eventually catches on as an alternative to bitcoins.
I am eighteen years old and am a high school student in the burgeoning metropolis of Edmonton, Alberta, Canada, the famed birthplace of Nathan Fillion, Michael J. Fox, Tommy Chong and probably a whole bunch of other extremely famous people that I’m way too lazy to look up right now. My interests include writing, watching movies, reading, surfing the internet, contributing absolutely nothing to society in any way, shape or form.
Common features of PKtM include movie reviews (Whenever I have the money), rants (Mainly on movies or other pop culture, filler, profanity, pop-culture “Deathmatches” (Whenever I rationalize that ripping off ScrewAttack is the best use of my time) and a bizarre mix of arrogance and constant self-deprecation. Also, captions.
As usual, liking and following is highly encouraged and greatly appreciated, as well as commenting (Although I claim dictatorial control over what stays in the comments section, so, y’know, play nice, people). If you feel the need to contact me, my email is firstname.lastname@example.org and my Twitter handle is @KRollinsPKTM (Again, followers are appreciated).
With that out of the way, I’m gonna go ahead and shut up now. Enjoy the blog!!!