7:30 AM: Wakes up.
7:31 AM: Wow, I haven’t written an original post in like, a week! I should probably get right on that!
11:00: Well, the extra three and a half hours I spent sleeping were sure to have sparked some sort of creative idea in my brain! I basically just have to put pen to paper, and I’m bound to come up with something solid!
11:00-11:15: Doodles a stick figure picture of Iron Man fighting RoboCop.
11:15: Alright, Rollins, enough screwing around! It’s time to put your gigantic intellect to work! Start writing…NOW!!!
11:15-12:00: Stares blankly at paper.
12:00: Okay, you’re obviously working too hard. Take fifteen minutes. Maybe get something to eat. Then, you’ll be a goddamn creative genius.
12:00- 2:00: Wanders down to the kitchen, eats everything in the general vicinity, decides to binge-watch Red vs. Blue.
2:00: No, no, you goddamn idiot! You have a responsibility to uphold to the three people who follow you semi-regularly! Look, here’s a half-finished draft that you shelved months ago! Maybe you can work something out of –
2:00-5:00: Watches back episodes of Game Grumps.
5: 00: God, I hate you.
5:00-7:30: Watches Batman Begins for no particular reason.
7:30: Okay, look, you’ve wasted twelve hours on frivolous bullshit, but we can still get a rough draft done if you put your mind to it. So, what’s it gonna be? Are you gonna review Batman Begins? Talk about that potential Legend of Zelda TV show? Maybe do another DeathMa-
7:30-12:30: Watches The Dark Knight and The Dark Knight Rises for no particular reason.
12:30: Fuck it. Quote of the Day it is.