Quote of the Day- July 14, 2015

“Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.”

– Mel Brooks

It’s a wonder this moustache never caught on.

Quote of the Day- April 18, 2015

“When in doubt, kill cute things.”

-Stephan Pastis

To think that Garfield got a movie instead of Pearls Before Swine…