“You have to remember something about the will of the people… It wasn’t that long ago that we were swept away by the Macarena”
Jon Stewart

Come back Jon! Weeeee neeeeed yoooouuuuu!!!
“You have to remember something about the will of the people… It wasn’t that long ago that we were swept away by the Macarena”
Jon Stewart
Come back Jon! Weeeee neeeeed yoooouuuuu!!!
You’re not supposed to be so blind with patriotism that you can’t face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or says it.
– Malcolm X
Disobedience is the true foundation of liberty. The obedient must be slaves.
– Henry David Thoreau
My god, feast your eyes upon that luscious neckbeard!!!
“It’s one thing to feel that you are on the right path, but it’s another to think that yours is the only path.”
– Paulo Coelho
I feel like I should be allowed to use this quote, I’ve got an unread Spanish copy of The Alchemist on my desk!
“Let’s get rid of the suffering and bring real peace, which is not just the absence of war, but the absence of all negativity.”
– David Lynch
Appropriately brought to you by the director of Eraserhead!
“I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords. I’d like to remind them as a trusted TV personality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground sugar caves.”
Still more legit than Fox News.
“If you are neutral in situations of injustice, you have chosen the side of the oppressor. If an elephant has its foot on the tail of a mouse, and you say that you are neutral, the mouse will not appreciate your neutrality.”
-Desmond Tutu
Very few people can make a skullcap look badass. Kudos.
“Once there was only dark. You ask me, the light’s winning.”
– Rust Cohle, True Detective
His positive outlook changed dramatically once he learnt that he was being replaced by Vince Vaughn.
“Stupidity combined with arrogance and a huge ego will get you a long way.”
– Chris Lowe
Unrelated Donald Trump photo.
Look outside the window, there’s a woman being grabbed
They’ve dragged her to the bushes and now she’s being stabbed
Maybe we should call the cops and try to stop the pain
But Monopoly is so much fun, I’d hate to blow the game.
You know, in case you were feeling good about humanity, for some reason.