Quote of the Day- July 9, 2015

“This is kind of like that window of time when you’re waiting in the waiting room of the VD clinic, isn’t it? For the door to open and the doctor to come out and say, “Billy, you’re good to go.” Or, “Billy, you’ve got VD.” Or chlamydia or whatever.”

-Billy Bickle, Seven Psychopaths

Truly, one of the great philosophers of our time.

Quote of the Day- June 26, 2015

I woke up this morning to a thoroughly awesome piece of news, and I thought this quote seemed appropriate (If, admittedly, kinda darkly inappropriate).

“If a bullet should enter my brain, let that bullet destroy every closet door in the country.”

-Harvey Milk

“And also, let Sean Penn and Gus Van Sant make an Oscar-bait movie about me. Especially that last one.”

Quote of the Day- June 21, 2015

Sooo…. Guess who’s going to be a day late with his Inside Out review!!!

Eh, whatever. I’m not about to feel bad for spending Father’s Day with my family and not cooped up in my room, trying to articulate my feelings on a movie in which Lewis Black voices Super Meat Boy.

Right?!?!?!

Anyways, here’s a heartwarming Father’s Day quote from one of the men who brought us Caddyshack.

“Me and my dad used to play tag. He’d drive.”
-Rodney Dangerfield

For the record, while we’re talking about Inside Out, I’d like Rodney Dangerfield to be resurrected for the sole purpose of voicing my “Relentless self-pity” emotion.

Quote of the Day- June 2, 2015

So, this is going to be a busy couple of days for me. Because of this, I probably won’t get my Game of Thrones review out until Wednesday, at the latest. Here’s a stupid quote to tide everybody over!

“A good friend will help you plant your tulips. A great friend will help you plant a gun on the unarmed intruder you just shot.”

-Acclaimed children’s author Brian P. Cleary

Quote of the Day- May 23, 2015

I know I used an Oscar Wilde quote fairly recently, but given the events in Ireland today, it seems appropriate.

“Hear no evil, speak no evil-and you’ll never be invited to a party.”

-Oscar Motherfucking Wilde

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If I could have anybody’s ghost haunt me… It would still be Robin Williams. Oscar Wilde is a close second, though.

Quote of the Day- May 9, 2015

“What do tigers dream of when they take their little tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling zebras, or Halle Berry in her Catwoman suit? Don’t you worry your pretty striped head, we’re gonna get you back to Tyson and your cozy tiger bed. And then we’re gonna find our best friend Doug, and then we’re gonna give him a best friend hug. Doug, Doug, oh, Doug, Dougie, Dougie, Doug, Doug! But if he’s been murdered by crystal meth tweakers…..  Well then we’re shit out of luck.”

– Stu Price, The Hangover

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This franchise somehow managed to be both the best and worst thing to happen to Todd Phillips’ career.