In international news, Egyptian president Mohamed Morsi, supported by the ultra-frightening, ultra-orthodox Muslim Brotherhood and, in all likelihood, the United States government, was dethroned by a military coup supported by left-wing and liberal protesters. His interim replacement: Adly Mansour, the head of the Egyptian Supreme Constitutional Court. Loyalists have defended Morsi, claiming he is the rightfully elected president. The opposition claims that the loyalists are just pissed because the new president is whiter than Bill Clinton.

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Compared to this guy, David Cameron looks like Samuel L. Jackson.