Quote of the Day: February 5, 2015

I’m almost done that Left Behind review. I swear.

“The boys… Went off grieving that there were no more outlaws any more, and wondering what modern civilization could claim to have done to compensate for their loss. They said they would rather be outlaws in Sherwood Forest then President of the United States for ever. 

-Mark Twain, The Adventures of Tom Sawyer

The mustache along has felled several mere mortals.