So, I stopped in to check on my blog hits when this popped up:
Apparently, one of my articles (Specifically, my Scale of Douchiness rant against Bud Selig) was infected with malware by some jackoff website that distributes it. That, or Google Chrome is sounding a false alarm. I have since taken that article down and will re-post it when the warning stops appearing.
Thanks for your patience.
Kenny S. Rollins
(Also, fuck these malware distributing scumbags.)
I spent the last few days writing intros for my first article back from the beautiful city of Toronto, but I’m no good at that, so I will instead copy the exact words of a great American philosopher:
“Guess who’s back (Back, back) back again (-Gain, gain)
Shady’s Kenny’s back (Back, back) Tell a friend (Friend, friend).”
Suck on that, Plato.
“Say what, bitch?”
Anyways, I had a great time in Toronto, I’ll have to tell you all about it someday, but today, I have a new Douchebag of the Day to skewer tomorrow, when I get past jet lag.
I considered doing the Egyptian government for their massacre of civilians, but that would just open up a whole shitload of political jargon from me that nobody wants to read. I would also bring up that dumbass Russian athlete that voiced her support for Russia’s retarded anti-gay laws, but a) I can’t remember her name and b) That happened yesterday anyways.
Thankfully, a piece of information from the wide, largely unimportant, world of sports landed neatly in my lap. So tomorrow’s douchebag of the day is:
Stay tuned everybody!